Aretino's Blue Stories

The Ruined Bruin

A bear escapes from the zoo because it wants to become a human.

1961

Stooges in Tokyo

Three perverted idiots go to Tokyo on a business trip.

1991

Jóvenes amiguitas buscan placer

1982

Getting Ed Laid

An 85-year-old professor staying in a hotel suite in Tokyo hires a hooker for one last hoorah. Afraid taking Viagra will kill him, he's waiting for a

2016

Some Like It Hot

Two musicians witness a mob hit and struggle to find a way out of the city before they are found by the gangsters. Their only opportunity is to join a

1959

Mambo Italiano

When an Italian man comes out of the closet, it affects both his life and his crazy family.

2003

The Bachelor Father

Lonely in his English country estate, Sir Basil decides to gather his grown (albeit illegitimate) children around him in his declining years. He uses

1931

My Pleasure Is Your Pleasure

In '500 a noble Tuscan gives a banquet in which they are told bawdy stories: a cardinal tells dirty stories during a banquet that turns into a purge;

1973

Isang Gabi sa Iyo... Isang Gabi sa Akin

A story between two women sharing the same man.

1978

The Teasers Go to Paris

7 American high school girls visit Paris.

1977

Italian for Beginners

Several lonely hearts in a semi-provincial suburb of a town in Denmark use a beginner's course in Italian as the platform to meet the romance of their

2000

The Sins of a Young Country Wife

A wife of a pastor gets involved in lot of bed-hopping among the citizens of their pastoral town, which becomes even more complicated when it's reveal

1977

What's Up Superdoc!

A doctor fathers 837 brilliant sons through an artificial insemination program, and every woman wants a donation.

1978

The Sexbury Tales

Series of tales. The framing story: a group of women are doing their laundry and begin to tell lusty tales.

1973

All Around Service

Buddies Frank and Fred have their own company, "Frank & Fred's All-Around Service", a maintenance company that services a large apartment complex. How

1976

Can I Be Your Bratwurst, Please?

A newly arrived guest of a Hollywood hotel charms and amazes the regulars, and they decide to invite him to their Christmas dinner.

2000

Bare Naked in Upper Bavaria

The new waitress at the Gasthof zur Post is an object of desire for all men in the village.

1969

Bottoms Up

A scientist discovers a way to turn cow manure into energy. Two secret agents are dispatched to find out the formula but they devote more time to havi

1974

A Woman's Hole

Sachiko Suzuki is a female high school student. She claims that she is an alien and her mission on Earth is to conceive a child with a human man. Sach

2014

When Women Lost Their Tails

Filli and the cavemen from "When Women Had Tails" are living a carefree life inside a dinosaur skeleton. But when conman Ham introduces them to the co

1972